We are all humans except Ian, who is a dog

 

 A diverse group of organics who are all actually people and not robots. We run around and around and around, and sometimes we smell our own farts.

 
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Spacedog

Game Designer

PhD candidate at Northwestern University, has no eyes or ears. Also, you thought Ian was the dog? Ha, gotcha! It's actually Spacedog. SICK

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Whitney Pow

Graphic Design

Whitney is two dogs in a suit, and also a PhD candidate at Northwestern. She turns invisible when she screams, which seems like a cool ability but actually it's not useful because she screams like ALL THE TIME

 
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Ian Hartman

Game Designer

Ian has always wondered about ghosts - like, how do we even know what they eat? If Ian were a ghost, he'd eat asparagus because it makes your pee smell funny. 

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Philip Ehrenberg

Game designer

Many people have theorized that Phil does not, in fact, exist, and is actually a collective hallucination due to our constant exposure to boeuf gas. Many people, however, are stupid.